answered 2 months ago on 19 July 2014  

*summons a horde of gummy bear monsters* "MY EVIL LAUGH IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!" *runs of laughing maniacally and yelling some incoherent thing about cake*



"And this is why I experiment on people like this first..annoying little bastards."


youngestwarnersib:

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"Sorry!  Today I was dared to always pick truth!"  Now she’s wrapped around his front, arms on his neck, feet on his back.  

"Now, open wide!"  She yanked his mouth open with one hand and stuffed the soap inside with the other.  "There we go!"  After pressing a kiss to his lips she rolled off.  

The demon coughed out the soap violently after that bizarre kiss. Fan fucking tastic, all those years of following the rule on never getting cleaned was ruined by her. He spat out as much soap as he could before yelling out, “You’ll pay for that!!”


youngestwarnersib:

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She’s suddenly on his back.  “‘Course I would!  I dare all the time during Truth or Dare!  Truth’s waaaay too easy!”

"How did you—"

He growled a bit and attempted to get her off, despite how small and fast she is, “Then I dare you to get off of me!”



youngestwarnersib:

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She takes a few steps towards Mao, still holding the soap.  ”Gueeeeeess whaaaaaaaaaat?”

He stepped away from her with every step she took, “You wouldn’t dare!”


youngestwarnersib:

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Suddenly, a bar of soap appears in Dot’s hand.  ”Have you at least ever wondered what soap tastes like?”

"Keep that thing away from me!!"


bluehairedoverlord:

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”You look dumb enough to let that slip right under your nose”

"Dig out that earwax and listen closely.."

"HE. NEVER. PASSED. BY!"


bluehairedoverlord:

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”According to her, everything suggested Baal would be here”

"And I’m telling you he isn’t. Don’t you think I’d notice if he even stepped one toe in this place?!"


bluehairedoverlord:

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”So, do you have any idea which gate I should take next?”

"Do you not have a vassal that could just open up some sort of Dimension Gate of their own? If so then just cheat your way. If not, then you have no choice but to hop around until you do find him."


youngestwarnersib:

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"You should be thanking me!  Cleanliness is next to Stevieness!"

"The hell are you talking about now? Cleanliness does not apply to demons."